nail cutters
stories are better told with pictures.
...... i take that back.i thought "retroactive 1" by robert rauschenberg was black and white. it's not and i feel a little betrayed.
anyways, i've finally got a bunch of new ideas for my own stuff. but i know, it won't mean anything until i crank out the work. i read an article yesterday about some coo coo crazy who made out with a cy twombly painting that was worth over 2 million. she called it an act of love, but we're talking red lipstick on white surface. wa- ba- ga- DOUCHE!!
like that wasn't bad enough, five ouche-day ags-bay were jailed for breaking into paris' orsay museum and vandalizing claude monet's "le pont d'argenteuil." they punched the painting. they punched the painting. THEY PUNCHED. THE PAINTING....yeah, they PUNCHED it. who is so mad that they break into a museum and think, "claude, you really screwed me man...(p.u.n.c.h.)..."
they left a 4 inch tear in the painting and the article read "one person admitted to putting a fist in the painting under the influence of alcohol." i hate you and your alcoholic ways. let's ruin history guys. come on, i can get us into the museum! let's ruin the one good thing that was left behind. come on!!
the end.
posted by amna at 2:34 AM
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you should apply at the thomas kinkade gallery! you can turn the lights off when people come!
speaking of terrible art, i saw three paintings hanging in a little gallery here that were so bogus, i want to own them. queen elizabeth, marie antoinette, and nefertiti all in different modern day designer-inspired dresses. queen elizabeth was wearing burberry plaid. also, the dude's artist statement involved the name "heidi klum." it was sad.
thomas kinkade is a painter of light caitlin! he is a genius.
of course i'm kidding
so don't hate me or make fun of me...but i JUST figured out how to leave a comment on this shizz. i thought i had to have a blogger account to do it......i...shouldn't..be allowed to live by myself i'm so incompetent.
but just so you know i do read this all the time and i'm your biggest fan..but now i know...you could never love someone like me...i wanna live my life..don't wanna waste my....
..sorry.
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